Shipping policy

Where we ship
We currently ship within the United States only. Not international yet — but if that changes, our email list hears about it first.

Shipping cost
Standard shipping is a flat $4.85 per order. Orders over $75 ship free — consider it our thanks for going big.

Delivery time
Standard shipping takes 2–5 business days once your order is on its way. Our shirts are made to order and printed out of Florida and Texas, so allow a little production time before that clock starts (you'll get a tracking email the moment it ships).

Express shipping
We don't offer express shipping right now. Everything moves at standard speed — reliable, if not magical.

Tracking
Once your order ships, you'll get an email with a tracking number so you can follow it to your door. Refreshing won't make it move faster. We've checked.

Delays
Once a package leaves our hands, it's in the carrier's, and weather, holidays, and the occasional cosmic hiccup can slow things down. If something looks stuck, email us, and we'll help sort it out.